The Zootopia King- Part 17: The Madness of King Eddy

Boris: 

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen

Nobody knows my sorrow

Eddy DeEzdude:

Pu-leez, Boris, I hate those kinds of songs!

Try one with more...enhance-y.

Boris:

Fine.

It's a small world after all-

Eddy DeEzdude:

Anything but that!

Boris:

Fine.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts-dingly, dingly-

Here they are, they're standing in a row

Eddy DeEzdude:

Bom bom bom

Eddy DeEzdude and Boris:

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head-

Boris:

Oh, I wouldn't have to do this if Mr. Fox was alive.

Eddy DeEzdude:

WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Boris:

Zilch.

Eddy DeEzdude:

'''NEVER, EVER, MENTION THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE! FOR I AM THE KING!'''

Boris:

Sorry, sire.

Rachel Rivera and Merlin Sheackie Znale:

Hey, boss!

Eddy DeEzdude:

Oh, what is it this time?

Merlin Sheackie Znale:

You said there'd be plenty 'o' food in Zootopia. But there's nothing!

No food, no water-

Rachel Rivera:

No gossip magzines, this is torture!

Eddy DeEzdude:

Just LEAVE!

Sheezi:

(wimpers)

Eddy DeEzdude:

Shut up, Sheezi, and get outta here!

Rachel Rivera:

(distance) We're out!

Eddy DeEzdude:

Boris. Why am I not loved?

Boris:

That's obvious, sire. It's because you've turned Zootopia into Wastelandtopia. The herds have migrated, the Lionesses have to overhunt, there isn't enough water to fill half of a warthog's mouth! Outlander-Canines are prancing around like they own the place!

Eddy DeEzdude:

But there's something missing. What is it?

Boris:

Your chance on reality! Do something before Wastelandtopia becomes extinct! Now if Mr. Fox were alive-Gah!

Eddy DeEzdude:

Mr. Fox, Mr. Fox, I'm sick to death of him! Now what did he have that I don't have?!

Boris:

Nothing. Nothing at all, sire, except a few, minor things.

Adoring subjects, respect of your species, a loving family, a devoted queen, shall I go off, sire?

Eddy DeEzdude:

A queen! Yes! I need a queen! We'll have pups! Little Eddies running all over the place!

adult Judy Hopps:

Eddy?

Eddy DeEzdude:

Ah. Judy. Your timing couldn't have been more perfect. DO come in. That'll be all, Boris.

Boris:

Uh...don't you think I should stay?

Eddy DeEzdude:

THAT WILL BE ALL.

Boris:

Give a squeak if you need anything.

Eddy DeEzdude:

Come on, Judy. Come a little closer. I won't bite.

adult Judy Hopps:

Eddy, it's chaos out there, and someone has to do something.

Eddy DeEzdude:

Judy Hopps...my have you grown?

She's got those assets feminine

I have to make her mine

Nobility in every gene

She has to be my queen

Come, sweet Judy, it's written in the stars of a beddy's!

We'll create a host of little Eddy's!

Tell me I'm adored!

Tell me I'm adored!

Oh. Judy-Judy-Judy. You have no choice. One way or another, you will be my queen.

Eddy DeEzdude:

As for being king, I declare-

I choose Judith Hopps as my queen!

adult Judy Hopps:

And I reject you.

Eddy DeEzdude:

You have no choice. '''I AM A KING! YOU MUST DO AS I SAY! '''Oh...rejection, despised? You're about to see even more!

It's been time you've been all reintroduced to

Your rulers, so they can thrive

Perhaps not the kind you've been used to

But certainly gained for alive

Outlander Canines:

(laughing evilly)

We'd like to assure you no fooling

We hope that we'll be eating more than a bean

Now's our rebirth for ruling

If only our ancestor's were seen!

Eddy DeEzdude:

So prepare for the stunning rebirth

The power, will return to you at last (la la la!)

Only blackness in the sky

Darkness even way up high

I will be so very sly

Goodness, bye-bye!

The Outlander-Canines

And me taking the pines

And I'll have only mirth!

As if or for anyone dared

Be Prepared!

Yes, as is of for anyone dared

Be Prepared!