The Zootopia King- Part 12: 'Be Prepared'

Eddy DeEzdude:

And I don't think you could ever dispose them.

Sheezi:

Gah!

Rachel Rivera:

I don't know, it isn't exactly as if there was a lone skull.

Merlin Sheackie Znale:

Yeah, we musn't do. (gulp) Kill Mr. Fox?

Eddy DeEzdude:

But of course.

I've never thought Outsider-Dogs essential.

They're crude, and unspeakably plain.

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential.

If allied to my vision and brain.

Sheezi:

Aah!

Eddy DeEzdude:

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's back side.

But sick as you are- pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your facial expressions

''The lights? They're not all on upstairs''

But we're talking kings and successtions

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be Prepared for sensational news

The shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Rachel Rivera:

And where do we feature?

Eddy DeEzdude:

Just lizzen to teacher!

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

For at last I have given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be Prepared!

Merlin Sheackie Znale:

Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

Eddy DeEzdude:

FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING!

Merlin Sheackie Znale:

Why? Is he sick?

Eddy DeEzdude:

No, brasshole, we gonna kill him. And Nick, too.

Rachel Rivera:

Great idea! Who needs a king?

Rachel Rivera and Merlin Sheackie Znale:

No king! No king! Tra la la la la la!

Eddy DeEzdude:

'''MOTHERCLUCKERS! THERE WILL BE A KING!'''

Merlin Sheackie Znale:

But you said, uh-

Eddy DeEzdude:

'''I WILL BE KING! Stick with me, AND YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!'''

Sheezi:

Hahaha!

Rachel Rivera and Merlin Sheackie Znale:

Yay! Alright! Long live the king!

Outlander Dogs:

'''LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!'''

KING, KING, KING, KING, KING, KING!

Dachshund Army:

It's great that we'll soon be connected

To the king who'll be all-time adored

Eddy DeEzdude:

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main adressee

The point that I must emphasize is

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET NO SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be Prepared for the murkiest scam (Outlander Dogs: La la la!)

Maticulous planning (We'll have food!)

To master the spanning (Lots of food!)

Decades of denial (We repeat!)

Or simply why I'll (Endless meat!)

The king, undisputed

Respected, saluted

''And seen for the wonder I am! (La, la, la!)''

Yes, my teeth and ambtitions are bared

Be Prepared!

Outlander Dogs:

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Eddy DeEzdude and Outlander Dogs:

Be Prepared!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!